Role Play Equals Great Foreplay

After many years of marriage, many people slip into a dull, unfulfilled, and routine marriage. If you or your wife is shy, this “role play” idea will take some getting used to. If you are completely clueless, watch the opening scenes from “4 Christmases” with Vince Vaughn. He and his girlfriend (Reese Witherspoon) do an excellent “role play” where she gets picked up at the bar from a “stranger” (her boyfriend of many years). Even though they haven’t been married, because both sets of parents are divorced, they know that they have to keep things fresh to keep their love alive! 

Even if you are not an actor, it pays to role play every once in a while. Who knows? You may actually get into it. There is nothing to be embarrassed about, after all. You are already married! She’s seen you scratch yourself and fart at the dinner table, what could be worse? Are you dressing up like a cowboy, ready to herd some cattle? Hardly.

Before you go crazy, it may be best to start with something innocent, light-hearted and easy.

Here are a few ideas:

• Pretend you are teenagers and your parents are about to come home…quickie time!
• Imagine you are the pool boy and speak no English. Have your wife SLOWLY seduce you.
• Be totally off the wall. Give her a crazy sex toy, vibrator or mood enhancer to shake things up a bit.
• Become the opposite of your personality (Bad boys be nice!)
• Have you wife play hard to get at the bar. For added thrills, have her toss a drink in your face
• Pretend you are a judge at a beauty contest and you need to speak to her alone…
• Let her be the boss at your “job”. Have her forcibly have sex with you in your home office
• Be a service technician and surprise her in the shower (no plumber’s crack please)
• Lay out a bed of roses for her. Light some candles and give her a massage. When she asks you, “What’s going on?” Don’t respond. Don’t talk for over an hour as you apply heated massage oils to her body.
• Have her be a stripper for you. Offer her some $$$ for extras and make sure she refuses for a while
• Let her be a foreign exchange student asking for directions
• (Here’s a classic) Be her gynecologist and tell her you are retiring today!
• Get in a huge fight over nothing. Threaten to leave her, reconcile and have great make up sex.
• Introduce a naughty enhancement product. Who cares if it works or not! The placebo effect or nature’s natural blood flow increaser will DEFINITELY make her eyes open wide (along with her legs).

You get the idea. It may be too much for some folks to wear costumes right away. However, taking on simple personalities or persona’s can be fun, embarrassing (who cares?) and definitely titillating once you get the hang of it. The more punch you can put into your roles, the more exciting it will be for the two of you.

In fact, monthly we are able to have the NAUGHTIEST threesomes imaginable. I can bring a little asian princess to bed with us whenever I want to. This imaginary character, like a virtual escort, is perfect in every way. My wife really gets off on my excitement to our introduction of this character. She likes it so much, she has one or two of her own…let me see, should I be more jealous of the pool boy, Fransisco or the South African WarLord, Mojimbo?

Courtesy of ezineaticles